The fitness app that actually tells you the truth and roasts you like you deserve. Launching July 1st. No excuses. Just results.
Coming soon to iOS & Android
“Your willpower is weaker than gas station sushi.”

The roasting begins July 1st. Sign up now and we'll smack your phone the second we go live - plus a FREE WEEK OF PRO for showing up early.
Free week of Pro included for early signups.
Sign up for GO LIVE notifications and we'll hand you a FREE WEEK OF PRO the moment we launch. Full access. Zero excuses.









"Had a kidney stone and paniced. Built this app. Down 18lbs since then. Life changes when you do!"

We'll notify you the instant Fatboy Fitness goes live on July 1st — and drop a free week of Pro in your lap for being early.
We'll let you know the second it drops on July 1st. You can unsubscribe anytime, but you'll lose the free week.