WE ROAST YOU INTO THE BEST SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE.
The fitness app that actually tells you the truth and roasts you like Tony Hinchcliffe . Launching July 1st. No excuses. Just results.
Sign up for GO LIVE alerts and get a FREE WEEK OF PRO.
Coming soon to iOS & Android
“Your willpower is weaker than gas station sushi.”
The roasting begins July 1st. Sign up now and we'll smack your phone the second we go live - plus a FREE WEEK OF PRO for showing up early.
Free week of Pro included for early signups.
BE FIRST. GET ROASTED FOR FREE.
Sign up for GO LIVE notifications and we'll hand you a FREE WEEK OF PRO the moment we launch. Full access. Zero excuses.
YOU + US = UNSTOPPABLE
TRACK CALORIES
Know exactly what you're eating.
LOG WORKOUTS
Track every rep. No excuses.
AI COACH
Gets to know you. Roasts you. Improves you.
MEAL Suggestions
Tells you what to eat. No thinking required.
FOOD SCAN
Scan any food. We'll tell you if it's garbage or gold.
Other Fatboys
Add your accountability Fatboy. roast them when they fail.
Roasted. Verified. Slightly emotionally damaged.
"Had a kidney stone and paniced. Built this app. Down 18lbs since then. Life changes when you do!"
— Serge, 40, Tennessee
GET THE GO LIVE ALERT + A FREE WEEK OF PRO
We'll notify you the instant Fatboy Fitness goes live on July 1st — and drop a free week of Pro in your lap for being early.
Nice.
Expect a roast — and a free week of Pro on launch.
We'll let you know the second it drops on July 1st. You can unsubscribe anytime, but you'll lose the free week.
JOIN NOW. GET ROASTED. GET FIT.
COMING JULY 1ST. WEB/Mobile FIRST - iOS & ANDROID SOON.
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